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    From Blackadder II:

    Oh, God, God, God! What on earth was I drinking last night? My head feels like there's a Frenchman living in it.

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    "I'd rather French kiss a skunk!"

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    In response to " I wasn't born yesterday " by Captain Darling

    " That's a shame we could have started your personality from scratch "

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    "The path of my life is strewn with cowpats from the devil's own satanic herd"

    and

    "the devil vomits in my kettle once more"

    are two that seem to sum me up nicely.
    Moderation is a fatal thing. Nothing succeeds like excess.

    False face must hide what the false heart doth know.

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    I always liked " Baldric, Make a sentence from these four words YOUR SODDING FACE SHUT "

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    "She's got a tongue like an electric eel and she likes the taste of a man's tonsils"

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    Said An capall of krizon

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    "A chat with you and death loses its sting."

    "If we do happen to step on a mine, Sir, what do we do ?"
    "Normal procedure, Lieutenant, is to jump 200 feet in the air and scatter oneself over a wide area."

    "Baldric, that is the worst plan since Abe Lincoln said to his wife, I'm sick of sitting around the house, let's catch a show"

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    In response to one of Baldricks many "I have a cunning plan......"

    "As cunning as a fox who's just been appointed Professor of Cunning at Oxford University"?

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    Stav marvellous stuff

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