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    It was Postman Pat's last day on the job after 35 years of
    >carrying the post through all kinds of weather to the same
    neighbourhood.
    >When
    >he arrived at the first house on his route, he was greeted by the
    >whole family there, who all hugged and congratulated him and sent him
    on
    >his way with a gift cheque for $500.
    >
    >At the second house they presented him fine Cuban cigars in an
    >18-carat gold box.
    >
    >The folks at the third house handed him a case of 30-year old Scotch
    >whisky.
    >
    >At the fourth house he was met at the door by a dumb blonde in her
    >lingerie.
    >
    >She took him by the arm and led him up the stairs to the
    >bedroom where she blew his mind with the most passionate love he
    >had ever experienced.
    >
    >When he had had enough they went downstairs,
    >where the dumb blonde fixed him a giant breakfast: eggs, tomatoes,
    ham,
    >sausage, blueberry waffles, and freshly-squeezed orange juice. When he
    was
    >truly
    >satisfied she poured him a cup of steaming coffee.
    >
    >As she was pouring, he noticed a $5 note sticking out from under
    >the cup's bottom edge.
    >
    >"All this was just too wonderful for words," he
    >said, "but what's the five dollars for?"
    >
    >"That's for you," said the dumb
    > blonde,"last night, I told my husband that today would be your
    >last day, and that we should do something special for you. I asked him
    what
    >to give you. He said, "F... him." "Give him five bucks"
    >
    >
    > ................... the breakfast was my idea."


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    I actually wrote a similiar joke/story (published by the BBC too) mine was rugby orientated and involved an [/B]hooker[B]
    [B]I once had a photographic memory which was never developed!! that's why I get such negative responses?[/B]
    [B]I used to play the sex organ but now I'm restricted to a YAMAHA...:confused:[/B]

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    Why was Postman Pat in America?

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    Ah! but a man's reach should exceed his grasp......

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    What will they call Postman Pat after he retires ?
    "The owls are not what they seem"

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    Ex-Postman Pat?!

    If he's in America Ex-Pat Postman Pat!?

    Colin
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