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    THE PERFECT HUSBAND
    > Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a
    > bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and
    > begins to talk.
    > Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
    > MAN: "Hello"
    > WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
    > MAN: "Yes"
    > WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat.
    > It's
    >
    > only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
    > MAN: "Sure, ..go ahead if you like it that much."
    > WOMAN: "I also stopped by
    > the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2005 models I saw one I
    really
    >
    > liked."
    > MAN: "How much?"
    > WOMAN: "$90,000"
    > MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
    > WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing .... The house we wanted last
    > year
    >
    > is
    > back on the market. They're asking $950,000."
    > MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer
    > $900,000."
    > WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!"
    > MAN: "Bye, I love you, too."
    > The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him
    > in
    >
    > astonishment. Then he asks:
    > "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"
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