15 PIECES OF ADVICE TO BE PASSED ON TO YOUR MUM, YOUR DAUGHTERS, OR GRANDDAUGHTERS, NIECES, AUNTS, GIRLFRIENDS, ETC.
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1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in nappies.
2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the
door.
3. If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put
them all up there.
4. Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be
out alone.
5. Go for the younger man. You might as well; they never
mature/grow up anyway.
6. Men are all the same - they just have different faces, so
that you can tell them apart.
7. Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed the
opportunity to make some woman miserable.
8. Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the
do-it-yourself types.
9. Best way to get a man to do something is to suggest he is
too old for it.
10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.
12. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40
years. Even in Biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.
13. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell
him cheque books.
14. Remember a sense of humour does not mean that you tell him
jokes; it means that you laugh at his.
15. Sadly, all men are created equal.
SORRY LADS BUT A LADY! JUST SENT THIS TO ME!!!!!
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