Man: Doctor, my leg keeps talking to me.
Doc: Don't be so ridiculous man!
Leg: Lend us a fiver doc!
Man: Told ya.
Leg: How about a tenner then doc!
Doc: My God!
Leg: Eh Doc, can you spare a £20? Then.
Doc: I know your problem.
Man: What is it Doc? Please please Tell me.
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Your leg's broke!
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I'll get me coat....he he
[B]I once had a photographic memory which was never developed!! that's why I get such negative responses?[/B]
[B]I used to play the sex organ but now I'm restricted to a YAMAHA...:confused:[/B]
Oh Gawd!!!!!! :P
May the horse be with you.
Love them daft ones
words fail me .........
#YourStorm
Mr Brightside
All posts are based on the following:
I know what I'm talking about/ I'm having a stab in the dark
I'm bored/ You're an idiot and I'm poking you with sticks
The kids are going to love that one
I enjoyed this one
An inflatable boy goes to his inflatable school and is having a really bad
day. Bored in his history lesson, he gets up and walks out. Walking down
the corridor, he sees the inflatable headmaster walking towards him and he pulls a knife out and stabs him. He runs out of the school. As he gets outside, he thinks again "I hate school" and pulls his knife out and stabs the inflatable school. He runs off to his inflatable home. Two hours later, his inflatable mum is knocking at his inflatable bedroom door with the
inflatable police. Panicking, inflatable boy pulls out the knife and stabs
himself. Later on that evening, he wakes up in an inflatable hospital and
sees the inflatable headmaster in the inflatable bed next to him. Shaking
his deflated head, more in sorrow than in anger, the headmaster gravely
intones:
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"You've let me down; you've let the school down, but worst of all, you've
let yourself down".
I went swimming in the Caribbean. Animals were hiding behind rocks
Coat!
Ah! but a man's reach should exceed his grasp......
Sorry I just had to post this, I larfed!!! at it ...not at its contents as such, but the thought that someone could write/pen something so stupid or maybe it just came from a kids comic strip Dandy or Beano seem odds on, or a xmas cracker? (its a cracker its the way I tell um!!
they will get better?? I hope................
[B]I once had a photographic memory which was never developed!! that's why I get such negative responses?[/B]
[B]I used to play the sex organ but now I'm restricted to a YAMAHA...:confused:[/B]
It's funny unless of course you have a talking leg, which somebody close to me happens to have.
"And still they gazed and still the wonder grew. That one small head could carry all he knew.
And that small head knew that Impaire Et Passe would win the Champion Hurdle."
Who's that Mr Patella???............
[B]I once had a photographic memory which was never developed!! that's why I get such negative responses?[/B]
[B]I used to play the sex organ but now I'm restricted to a YAMAHA...:confused:[/B]
I think that it's his great-ankle Paddy...
or perhaps his great "Knee"ce
Heel have to toe the line
"The owls are not what they seem"
....or find an opportunity to "leg" it.....
could just be his sole relative...........
no doubt related to Tibia, Fibula, and Femur................
[B]I once had a photographic memory which was never developed!! that's why I get such negative responses?[/B]
[B]I used to play the sex organ but now I'm restricted to a YAMAHA...:confused:[/B]
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