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Thread: A Salutary Warning To All Men

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    Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties and local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. Many females use a date rape drug to target unsuspecting men. It is readily available on the market and is known as "Beer". The drug is generally found in liquid form and can now be found almost anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, from taps, and in large "kegs."

    Beer is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and have sex with them. Typically, a woman needs only to persuade a guy to consume a few units of Beer and then simply ask him home for no strings attached sex. Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several beers, men will often succumb to desires to perform sexual acts on horrific looking women to whom they would never normally be attracted.

    After drinking Beer men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that something "bad" occurred.

    At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's savings, in a familiar scam known as "a relationship." It has been reported that in extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer-term form of servitude and punishment referred to as "marriage."

    Apparently, men are much more susceptible to this scam after Beer is administered and sex is offered by the predatory females.

    Please pass on this warning to every male you know. If you fall victim to this insidious Beer and the predatory women administering it, there are male support groups with venues in every town where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter in an open and frank manner with similarly affected, like-minded guys. For the support group nearest you, just look up "Golf Courses" in the Yellow Pages.

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    After several beers, men will often succumb to desires to perform sexual acts on horrific looking women to whom they would never normally be attracted.
    I've never gone to bed with an ugly woman, but I've woken up beside a few :shy:

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    Beer goggles are a dangerous thing...

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    I thought this was a thread about Aunty K having bought her new laptop and preparing for revenge

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    Surely that would require more than just a salutary warning!!!

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    An icon of K in her green Northern Racing outfit with a cosh in one hand and a gin and tonic in the other -

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    A cosh?? More like a tazer !
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