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Thread: Mccririck - Does His Arrogance Know No Bounds?

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    Reported on the radio yesterday:

    John McCririck applied for the role of Doctor Who in the TV series.

    He also applied for the job as manager of Newcastle United when Sir Bobby was sacked.

    This got me thinking...

    What jobs could/should he apply for?
    Any other jobs for any other racing people?

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    Valet Parking attendant Iraqi national guard recruitment dffice.

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    Leader of UKIP

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    Second man in space without a helmet

    You should have no need to ask who is nominated to be first...

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    Would he happen to be The 2004 Arse Cup Winner?


    After McLaren, Bruce, O'Leary and Allardice turned down the Newcastle job, maybe Big Mac wasn't all that far down the pecking order. For the first time, I feel grateful that the whinging jock Greame Sour-ness did eventually take the role.

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    McCrirrick could always do adverts for hair/flea shampoo (god only knows what his hair looks like under that hat) followed swiftly by a fitness video to come out in time for Christmas? (or is that a wee bit cruel?) B)

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    Answer to the original question --No.
    He has no hair under his hat, that is why he wears a hat.
    WC would be qualified as a Sumo Wrestler's arse wiper, surely, with his inside knowledge?
    Dave Smith could do any job. In fact he's doing most of them already.
    Krizon would get any one of six (German) parts in any remake of Stalag 17. I am saying that in the hope that her computer doesn't suddenly recover, and that there are no snitches on here.

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    I think the obsession with his hats is due to him having very little hair other than what is shown.
    I'd like to know what his wife found attractive in him, is it is personality, wealth, humour or maybe his deep french kissing technique !!

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    BrianH's choices for The first man in space without a helmet - is it ?

    A George W Bush

    B Richard Hills

    C Michael Hills

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    But surely he cannot be completely bald under his hat, as he has all those long straggly bits hanging down? Has anyone seen him with his hat off?

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    A No

    B No

    C No

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    Diver's dead meeeat..... Diver's dead meeeat..... :P
    Just Singin' the Blues ........



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    Ardross, those were the rest of the flight crew, meant to follow their leader out of the hatch ho ho ho.....
    You should not confuse your career with your life.

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    Diver, I heard through the grapevine that Songsheet and our Krizon have a bat phone that they communicate on on a daily basis. They drop everything (well nearly everything) if there are any "situations" to be addressed on this site. :what: I do hope you have life insurance! h34r:


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    Originally posted by Kathy@Oct 6 2004, 05:04 PM
    But surely he cannot be completely bald under his hat, as he has all those long straggly bits hanging down?
    Hair extensions

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    I have seen him without a hat and he is cootonic on top.

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    Meant to add. I thought Krizon might like being head of the Gestapo.

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    It's the uniform that attracts him...

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    Does anyone know his real age ? This has long facinated me because he talks about "birds" being over the hill and winds Tanya up about her age but is notably circumspect when his own age is mentioned

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    Hair extensions

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