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    Not any of our Cornish members, I trust?

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    Cornish Patsy, or perhaps Cornish Rebel.

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    This may rebound

    Officials at the Treasury and the Inland Revenue are increasingly concerned that private individuals selling items for profit on eBay are not paying Capital Gains Tax on their profits.

    If you buy an asset or investment then later sell it for more than you paid for it, you are said to have made a capital gain. Make enough profit in one particular tax year and you will be liable for capital gains tax.

    Everyone is allowed to make a certain level of profit each year before capital gains tax is charged. The allowance is £8,200 for the 2004/2005 tax year but this allowance gets reviewed each year in the budget.

    Inland Revenue officials are even more concerned by individuals who set up as traders on the site but do not pay the appropriate amount of income tax or any VAT.

    Any businesses buying or selling on eBay needs to be aware of what their tax responsibilities are. The Inland Revenue has already demanded records and contact details of eBay traders, which the auction house has had no choice but to hand over.

    If you’re one of the few who have had huge success on ebay and subsequently found yourself in the press, remember, the Inland Revenue read newspapers too!
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    The general exemption limit is £8,500 in the current tax year. If that guy sells his pound of flesh I wonder what notional profit the revenue would calculate?

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    Ok, what was it then??? It's been removed from the page now...
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    A pound of his flesh!!

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    Aha, very Dante-esque....
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    Shouldn`t that be Desperate Dan-esque, SL

    By the way, I`ve got my beady-eyes on you lot....so don`t think your dubious activities are escaping the Taxman....especially those who get cash-in-hand at various gaff tracks for casual work. Beware the brown envelope

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    Lol - very good, Dan!!

    Btw, I've already been pulled up by an infamous forum pedant who said "shouldn't that be Shylock, not Dante?" but has since conceded that I could be right in thinking that Dante wrote about a pound of flesh....I'm not 100% sure though, maybe one of the more learned forumites could assist?
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