Her pc is f*cked and she may be gone for bit but fear not - she'll be back!
Her pc is f*cked and she may be gone for bit but fear not - she'll be back!
Just Singin' the Blues ........
Nooooooooooo !!!! WHo's going to take over the relationship councilling in her place????????????
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Tell her to come back soon, Julie!!
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feck, just when i wanted to tell her i have a date for next friday and need adviceOriginally posted by Songsheet@Oct 1 2004, 06:02 PM
Her pc is f*cked and she may be gone for bit but fear not - she'll be back!
Get well soon Aunty K's PC B)
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Come back soon our K -nobody insults me with such style
I'll have to work on the insults then! :P
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Am happy to stand in for K on relationship advice front.......
Which will be along the lines of:
'Shape up/stop wussing about/of course she doesn't love you and is only after your money/yes, you need a face lift/yes, he's only after a few quickies and no, he won't commit/of course you're bum looked big in that - what did you expect him to say!!???" etc etc...
That'll be £25 please........
Just Singin' the Blues ........
At least your advice services are cheap
'Shape up/stop wussing about/of course she doesn't love you and is only after your money/yes, you need a face lift/yes, he's only after a few quickies and no, he won't commit/of course you're bum looked big in that - what did you expect him to say!!???" etc etc...
That'll be £25 please........
I could have said that for a fiver
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