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    THE HORMONE WARNING:

    The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month

    when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in

    his own hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common

    as a driver's license in the wallet of every significant other!



    DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?

    SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?

    SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?

    ULTRASAFE: Have some chocolate



    DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?

    SAFER: Wow, you look good in brown.

    SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!

    ULTRASAFE: Have some chocolate



    DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?

    SAFER: Could we be overreacting?

    SAFEST: Here's my paycheck.

    ULTRASAFE: Have some chocolate



    DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?

    SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.

    SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?

    ULTRASAFE: Have some chocolate



    DANGEROUS: What did you do all day?

    SAFER: I hope you didn't over-do it today.

    SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe!

    ULTRASAFE: Have some more chocolate.



    Pass this on to all of your hormonal friends and those who

    might need a good Laugh! Or men who need a warning. And

    remember: Money talks....But Chocolate sings



    13 Things PMS Stands For



    1. Pass My Shotgun

    2. Psychotic Mood Shift

    3. Perpetual Munching Spree

    4. Puffy Mid-Section

    5. People Make me Sick

    6. Provide Me with Sweets

    7. Pardon My Sobbing

    8. Pimples May Surface

    9. Pass My Sweatpants

    10. Pissy Mood Syndrome

    11. Plainly; Men Suck

    12. Pack My Stuff

    And my favorite one...

    13. Potential Murder Suspect




    #YourStorm
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    Cool posting Trudj!!!!.
    "And still they gazed and still the wonder grew. That one small head could carry all he knew.

    And that small head knew that Impaire Et Passe would win the Champion Hurdle."

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    Why thankyou kind sir.........
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    How true!
    Just Singin' the Blues ........



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    And if I'm not mistaken, you can get away with a hell of a lot in court if you have PMT...... :P
    Moderation is a fatal thing. Nothing succeeds like excess.

    False face must hide what the false heart doth know.

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    So I'm told....... B)
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    Trudi brill.... no comment tho
    [B]I once had a photographic memory which was never developed!! that's why I get such negative responses?[/B]
    [B]I used to play the sex organ but now I'm restricted to a YAMAHA...:confused:[/B]

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    I reckon this esteemed forum can add to those...



    DANGEROUS: Fancy a quickie?

    SAFER: Are you in the mood?

    SAFEST: Anything I can do to make you feel better?

    ULTRASAFE: Have some chocolate

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