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Originally Posted by gigilo
Nice one, gigilo, I remember that being in my top 50 of jokes from the 80s
https://twitter.com/SirStevoTimothy/...35609074937856
I love this man he's class..
https://twitter.com/MalvoMr/status/1170713604875804674
Last edited by gigilo; 8th September 2019 at 11:31 PM.
Yer man tries a wee bit too hard to be funny, gigilo, imho.
Peaky Blinders spoof..
https://youtu.be/4c1FLWKQTCg
Trying too hard,the whole point is he's a parody of idiots who can't think for themselves..
He's annoying though, couldn't watch too much of that.
A man’s penis had to be put on ice after his wife chopped it off with a knife. Chief Detective Jason Wank said police did not yet know why Victoria Frabutt, 56, took tied her husband James, 61, up and severed his manhood. They were called to a house in Newport, North Carolina, at 4am yesterday. Police drive through centre of raging bushfire to save residents' lives They rushed Mr Frabutt to hospital along with his penis where it was hoped surgeons could reattach it. Major Wank said officers from Carteret County Sheriff’s Office did not reveal Mr Frabutt’s condition. He said: ‘Deputies were able to recovered the body part and it was immediately put on ice and transported to medical personnel. ‘ His wife was taken into custody and faces charges of malicious castration and kidnapping
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Unfortunate name for the police officer
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Major wank..
My thread has been terribly debased
Better than having your todger chopped off, though.My thread has been terribly debased
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A bit base for my liking - but each to their ownA penis joke is all it took. If only you’d known!
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