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    > Baby Bear goes downstairs and sits in his small chair at the table,

    >>he

    >>looks

    >> into his small bowl. It is empty. "Who's been eating my

    >>porridge?!!"

    >>he

    >> squeaks.

    >> > >

    >> Papa Bear arrives at the big table and sits in his big chair. He

    >>looks

    >>into

    >> his big bowl, and it is also empty. "Who's been eating my

    >>Porridge?!!"

    >>he

    >> roars.

    >> > >

    >> Momma Bear puts her head through the serving hatch from the kitchen

    >>and

    >> yells..."For heavens sake", how many times do we have to go through

    >>this

    >> with you idiots?

    >> > >

    >> It was Momma Bear who got up first, it was Momma Bear who woke

    >>everyone in

    >> the house, it was Momma Bear who made the coffee, it was Momma Bear

    >>who

    >> unloaded the dishwasher from last night, and put everything away,

    >>it

    >>was

    >> Momma Bear who went out in the cold early morning air to fetch the

    >> newspaper, it was Momma Bear who set the damn table, it was Momma

    >>Bear

    >>who

    >> put the flipping cat out, cleaned the litter box, and filled the

    >>cat's

    >> water and food dish, and, now that you've decided to drag your

    >>sorry

    >> bear-asses downstairs, and grace Momma Bear's kitchen with your

    >>grumpy

    >> presence, listen good, cause I'm only going to say this one more

    >>time...



    >> > >"I HAVEN'T MADE THE F **K*N PORRIDGE YET!!"
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    NICE ONE TRUDI I can see you were being very diplomatic and not calling it SCOTCH or QUAKER porridge oats either!!! some may take umbrage to that?.....
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