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    Girl to Doctor: "I have a terrible problem doctor everytime I drop my panties my pussy starts whistling"

    Doctor: Get out of here...don't be silly

    Girl: I'm serious

    Doctor : Ok take of your panties

    Girl drops her panties and as sure as hell "Whistle!!!!!!!!"

    Doctor: Good lord I don't believe this. I am amazed and can't explain this.... I need to get a second opinion

    Please wait here...go behind that screen and when I ask you to I want you to take your panties of again

    Few minutes later the Doctor accompanied by another doctor steps back into the room.

    Doctor: Ok dear take them off he cries and as soon as she does WHISTLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Doctor 1 to Doctor 2: What does that sound like to you?

    Doctor 2: Sound like some C.u.n.t whistling
    Formely Fist of Fury

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    My dog went missing the other night and i couldnt find it anywhere.my mate said i should look harder,so i shaved my head and got a tattoo but still couldnt find it.

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    Ok, I'm stealing that one!
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    Hard not to remember Merlin when you open this thread. RIP.
    "And still they gazed and still the wonder grew. That one small head could carry all he knew.

    And that small head knew that Impaire Et Passe would win the Champion Hurdle."

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    Quote Originally Posted by an capall View Post
    Hard not to remember Merlin when you open this thread. RIP.
    Being fairly new to this forum,i wondered why he had stopped.RIP merlin.

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    Didn't know he was brown bread. RIP Merlin. He used to post a jokes thread on the TRF forum 10 years or so ago.

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    I thought I would surprise my midget girlfriend when she phoned and said she was on her way home from work.
    So I brought her some flowers, chocolates and ran her a hot sink

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    'midget' ... how quaint.

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    I went down the street to a 24-hour grocery store. When I got there, the guy was locking the front door. I said, "Hey! The sign says you're open 24 hours." He Said, "Yes, but not in a row!"

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    If you sweat when you see the price of petrol and feel sick when you are paying for it you have

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    A little girl is skipping through the park on a rainy day when she sees 3 little dogs playing, she goes over to the first dog pats it's head and says 'hello little dog, you're having fun aren't you, what's your name?'. The dog replies, 'Hello my name is Hughie, and yes I'm having a lovely day playing with my friends jumping in and out of puddles'. The little girl then goes to the second dog and asks the same question to which the 2nd dog replies 'Hello little girl my name is Dewie, and I too am having great fun with my friends jumping in and out of puddles'. As the little girl pats the 3rd dog she says 'You are a lovely dog too, but don't tell me, if that's Hughie and that's Dewie, then you must be Louie', the 3rd little dog replies 'No my name is Puddles, and I'm having one hell of a ******* day!'.
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    Think this is probably the right place for this.

    https://youtube.com/watch?v=I553tpJd...gyMDqpav_lg8OA

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    Yes, brilliant. I got it on my FB feed last week.
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    There was a good one on Facebook of a dog watching a guy tee off on TV and after he hit the ball he raced across the room and looked out of the back window to see where it had gone.

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