Results 1 to 2 of 2

Thread: Lady Buying A New B.m.w.

  1. #1
    Gone But Not Forgotten
    Join Date
    May 2003
    Location
    SOUTH WALES
    Posts
    3,556
    Thanks
    1
    Thanked 16 Times in 8 Posts
    A lady walks into a BMW dealership and browses around. Suddenly she
    spots the most perfect, beautiful car and walks over to inspect it.
    As she bends forward to feel the fine leather upholstery, an
    unexpected little fart escapes her.

    Very embarrassed, she anxiously looks around to see if anyone has noticed and hopes a sales person doesn't pop up right now.

    As she turns back, there standing next to
    her is a salesman. With a pleasant smile he greets her, "Good day,
    Madame. How may we help you today?"

    Trying to maintain an air of sophistication and acting as though
    nothing had happened, she smiles back and asks, "Sir, what is the
    price of this lovely vehicle?"

    Still smiling pleasantly, he replies, "Madame, I'm very sorry to say
    that if you farted just touching it, you are going to **** yourself
    when you hear the price."
    [B]I once had a photographic memory which was never developed!! that's why I get such negative responses?[/B]
    [B]I used to play the sex organ but now I'm restricted to a YAMAHA...:confused:[/B]

  2. #2
    Senior Member Jamie's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2004
    Location
    Birmingham, UK.
    Posts
    252
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts

Similar Threads

  1. Lady Cecil
    By harry in forum General Racing Topics
    Replies: 2
    Last Post: 24th May 2014, 2:02 PM
  2. Lady Jockeys Doing A Different Type Of Jump
    By Kathy in forum General Racing Topics
    Replies: 4
    Last Post: 4th March 2008, 8:30 PM
  3. A Lady Put A Tupperware Catalogue Through The Door
    By Honest Tom in forum Chit Chat
    Replies: 4
    Last Post: 3rd May 2007, 7:30 AM
  4. Five Tips For Our Lady Members...
    By BrianH in forum Chit Chat
    Replies: 23
    Last Post: 1st July 2005, 5:16 PM
  5. Happy Birthday, Lady Cordelia!
    By krizon in forum Chit Chat
    Replies: 8
    Last Post: 27th February 2005, 2:39 PM

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •