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    Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties.

    The first man had married a woman from Albania, and bragged that he had told his wife she was going to do all the dishes and house cleaning that needed to be done at their house. He said that it took a couple days but on the third day he came home to a clean house and the dishes were all washed and put away.

    The second man had married a woman from Korea. He bragged that he had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the cooking. He told them that the first day he didn't see any results, but the next day it was better. By the third day, his house was clean, the dishes were done, and he had a huge dinner on the table.

    The third man had married an Irish girl. He boasted that he told her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything, but by the third day most of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye.
    [B]I once had a photographic memory which was never developed!! that's why I get such negative responses?[/B]
    [B]I used to play the sex organ but now I'm restricted to a YAMAHA...:confused:[/B]

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    Given that my wife is Irish, and that there are Irish Lady contributors to the site such as Solerina - who may well be offended, I suggest you reconsider posting such materials.
    "And still they gazed and still the wonder grew. That one small head could carry all he knew.

    And that small head knew that Impaire Et Passe would win the Champion Hurdle."

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    [B]I once had a photographic memory which was never developed!! that's why I get such negative responses?[/B]
    [B]I used to play the sex organ but now I'm restricted to a YAMAHA...:confused:[/B]

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    Originally posted by Merlin the Magician@Sep 28 2004, 03:51 PM
    but by the third day most of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye.
    Merlin i think you should duck !

    There's a shop around the corner from us, can't quite remember the name, Fish & ?.... i'm sure your shoulder could help

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    latey........... I never wrote it mate it was sent to me today, I just thought it as being appropaite to match the WELSHMAN who could have been an ENGLISHMAN a SCOTCHMAN or any man for that matter!! you ought to lighten up mate and read between the lines...... big shoulders? YES!!! but no chips or chinks either I can assure you.............

    (it again could have been a WELSH WOMAN a LATVIAN or whatever nationality you want to use it was sent to me and I posted it has it came) .............
    [B]I once had a photographic memory which was never developed!! that's why I get such negative responses?[/B]
    [B]I used to play the sex organ but now I'm restricted to a YAMAHA...:confused:[/B]

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    Your two smiley faces in response to me indicate what? I was making a serious point.
    "And still they gazed and still the wonder grew. That one small head could carry all he knew.

    And that small head knew that Impaire Et Passe would win the Champion Hurdle."

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    you try to give it but don't like it back do you???????? do me a great big favour and ..................
    [B]I once had a photographic memory which was never developed!! that's why I get such negative responses?[/B]
    [B]I used to play the sex organ but now I'm restricted to a YAMAHA...:confused:[/B]

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    I'm of the view they represent two of your 'ism's' . I'm just not sure which two.
    "And still they gazed and still the wonder grew. That one small head could carry all he knew.

    And that small head knew that Impaire Et Passe would win the Champion Hurdle."

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    Merlin, thats a real corker mate. Keep them coming.

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    THANKS JAMIE just glad you apprecaite good jokes mate

    AN........... surely you got it!!! without me having to break the board rules..................... is that what your waiting for!!! its you that swears on here most of the time...... do me a great big favour as stated.............

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    [B]I once had a photographic memory which was never developed!! that's why I get such negative responses?[/B]
    [B]I used to play the sex organ but now I'm restricted to a YAMAHA...:confused:[/B]

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    I saw the irish woman joke as a compliment to the woman in as much as she was the only one who had spunk enough to rebel against her husbands demands.

    There again I have no transparent agenda against the original poster.

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    I dunno. These Celts. Always at one another's throats.

    Good job you had the English to make you Great.

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    one way traffic Terry

    Thanks 221bar its absolutely marvellous how different people can evaluate and give their interpretation of a given piece of text!!? Aint it???? Which is in the contrary to the given text and they call themselves educated?? And it was pasted and copied not written by me
    as stated nuff said
    [B]I once had a photographic memory which was never developed!! that's why I get such negative responses?[/B]
    [B]I used to play the sex organ but now I'm restricted to a YAMAHA...:confused:[/B]

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    I would agree with 221bar1 - not particularly funny mind you!

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    Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new n*gg*rs duties......

    Anybody find this offensive or will I continue?
    "And still they gazed and still the wonder grew. That one small head could carry all he knew.

    And that small head knew that Impaire Et Passe would win the Champion Hurdle."

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    Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives their new duties.

    Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new
    n*gg*rs duties

    Can anyone see the difference between these two lines ???

    You are supposed to respond with a reply Merlin that will be deemed offensive enough to be deleted before anyone else can read it.
    Let it be left as testament to the stalking of one who plainly has an agenda to get rid of you or at least provoke debate against you.

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    Double standards seem to be at work an. On another thread someone called you a Pikey B*s*t**d yet I did not see any response from you. Someone else post a joke and suddenly your preaching to us about racism.
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    Here's one for Merlin anyway.

    I Will Survive!






    At first I was afraid, I was petrified,
    When you said you had 10 inches Lord I almost died,
    But I'd spent oh so many years just waiting for a man that long,
    That I grew strong, And I knew that I could take you on. . .

    But there you are,
    Another lie,
    I was ready for a big mac and you've bought me a French fry,
    I should have known that it was bullsh!t, Just a sad pathetic
    dream,
    Should have known there was no anaconda lurking in those jeans.

    Go on now go,
    Walk out the door,
    Don't you promise me 10 inches then turn up with only 4,
    Weren't you a prat to think I wouldn't catch you out,
    Don't you know we' re only joking when we say size doesn't count.

    (Chorus)

    I will survive, I will survive,
    Cos as long as I have batteries,
    My sex life is gonna thrive,
    I will always have good sex with a handful of latex,
    I will survive,
    I will survive. . .hey . hey

    It took all my self control not to laugh out loud,
    When I saw your little weiner standing tall and proud,
    But to hell with all your ego's and to hell with all your needs,
    Now I'm saving all my lovin for a cordless multispeed,

    Go on now go,
    Just make a dash,
    Last time I saw a pr!ck that small was watching Gladstone run nude
    hash,
    I should have asked for confirmation, Should have asked for
    referees,
    Then I wouldn't have you waving that wee winky thing at me.

    Go on now go,
    Just hit the track,
    Don't you bring me home no tiddlers, Cos I'll always throw them
    back,
    The only thing that I could do with a prick as small as yours,
    Is to stick it with a tooth pick Dip it in tomato sauce.

    (Chorus)

    Go on now go,
    Get out of my sight,
    I'm going back to my appliance,
    Cos I know it's length is right,
    And if I ever see your tiny tockley at my door,
    You'll be counting up your inches as you pick them off the floor.
    Go on now Go!

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    Moderation is a fatal thing. Nothing succeeds like excess.

    False face must hide what the false heart doth know.

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