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    Quote of the week

    I text del boy today to ask if he had backed a live one that had won half the track. He text back replying:

    I was in school with terrible 3G...cue a nature walk with the class....it was an accounting class....


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    Slanderous!!!
    "Sometimes a horse is so far behind in a race, it actually thinks its leading...." Junior Soprano

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    I had to put it on Facebook too. If lads don't get the humour in how degenerate gamblers operate than so be it

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    Quote Originally Posted by SlimChance View Post
    I text del boy today to ask if he had backed a live one that had won half the track. He text back replying:

    I was in school with terrible 3G...cue a nature walk with the class....it was an accounting class....

    Do not mistake my silence for ignorance, my calmness for acceptance nor my kindness for weakness.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SlimChance View Post
    I text del boy today to ask if he had backed a live one that had won half the track. He text back replying:

    I was in school with terrible 3G...cue a nature walk with the class....it was an accounting class....

    Good opportunity for his students to learn the odds, how to settle a bet and how to set up a staking plan!
    ... unicorns are busiest at three o'clock in the morning.

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    Quote Originally Posted by redhead View Post
    Good opportunity for his students to learn the odds, how to settle a bet and how to set up a staking plan!
    Would you trust the future of your children with this man.....
    Do not mistake my silence for ignorance, my calmness for acceptance nor my kindness for weakness.

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    Quote Originally Posted by On The Bridle View Post
    Would you trust the future of your children with this man.....
    More to the point, would you trust the future of the human race with this mans children?

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    Quote Originally Posted by SlimChance View Post
    More to the point, would you trust the future of the human race with this mans children?
    The only saving grace is the queue for his seed isn't something that would be worrying the authorities...
    Do not mistake my silence for ignorance, my calmness for acceptance nor my kindness for weakness.

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    Quote Originally Posted by On The Bridle View Post
    The only saving grace is the queue for his seed isn't something that would be worrying the authorities...

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    Quote Originally Posted by On The Bridle View Post
    The only saving grace is the queue for his seed isn't something that would be worrying the authorities...
    Not every breeder could afford saddlers wells back in the day either....
    "Sometimes a horse is so far behind in a race, it actually thinks its leading...." Junior Soprano

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    Quote Originally Posted by OnTheBridle
    Cannot find the Quote of the Week thread but must put up a contender.

    "She's been cocked more times than Davy Crockett's muskett"
    Didn't look very ******* hard...

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