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I can park the apology for the time being but the CoC did a better job than I was fearing. We'll call it a score draw.

The meeting started on genuinely fast ground with a proper minus going...

Not sure my immediate reaction is to agree, reet. Low numbers were donald-ducked earlier in the week and nothing came up the rail towards the end.

I'll have more calcs done in due course but the...

I'll get back to you later in the week on that one, Colin. I'd said to Reet before the meeting I'd happily come back and apologise if I had a minus going allowance for all five days. Going by the...

Geez, that Hunt Cup winner fairly pished up. I had it as an improver but didn't think it had that kind of run in it.

As I feared, the CoC has fvcked up the going. Both flanks of the track beaten...

I'll be pleasantly surprised if the clown of the course gets the watering right. I expect he'll over-water the middle and far side to attempt to address a possible disadvantage to the nearside. We'll...

And I backed the bitch in the Cesarewitch last season :mad:

And that commentator is the ultimate oxymoron, a useless cvnt.

I would be happy with that - no excuses for anything.

Of course, it was further watered and it rained a little after those readings were taken but I'll take rain over watering any day. Going stick...

Based on past form, I'd say, reet. Instead of watering to maintain he seems to water to produce 'good' ground and ends up overdoing it or gets caught out by showers that were actually forecast.

If...

I've just checked a couple of sites.

The forecast seems to be saying light rain today then dry until after racing on Saturday. That should be good news.

We'll see what the CoC does but I expect...

I fear for us punters at this meeting.

We have good, fast ground but rain is forecast.

And the fvcking d1ckhead of a CoC is watering!!!!!

Not this year, apparently, DG.

I'm just getting started on Ascot. One of the first things I've noticed is that the Wolferton is not a handicap this year.

Anyone got any idea of the history behind the decision? Has another race...

I took 7/1 Romanised EW NRNB for the SJP this morning. It's 8/1 in a couple of places but without the concession.

Also 40/1 Accidental Agent EW NRNB for the Queen Anne.

Following Paul Kealy...