I want to see if he's up to carrying weight and a handicap.
I want to see if he's up to carrying weight and a handicap.
"He sh1t himself when I climbed on so you can have it for your roses"
Last edited by Diamond Geezer; 13th July 2017 at 7:05 PM.
Ok,i'll promise to try harder,now please get off
At least this one can't divorce me
Some people say he’s the best since Arkle and that’s certainly true when you look at what he’s done
That's my back fucked
"I have just eaten Harry Findlay for lunch. A little too fatty for my taste."
"And still they gazed and still the wonder grew. That one small head could carry all he knew.
And that small head knew that Impaire Et Passe would win the Champion Hurdle."
Some people say he’s the best since Arkle and that’s certainly true when you look at what he’s done
I've always been a keen student of form.
Daily Mail: Asian rape gangs on the racecourse shocker.
William Hill bouncy bonus !
Great Tits
Formely Fist of Fury
Richi's always had his knockers
On a guest appearance on Eastenders, Richi finds the missing Mitchell Brothers in a racegoers dress
I know they want me.
All comers, all grounds, all beaten!
This perfect mix of poetry and destruction.
Persad eyes-up Double-Top.
"Beat the price and lose. It's what we do".
SlimChance, March 2018
Wade in, wade in
Alcohol, because no good story ever started with "I was eating this salad..."
"It was at this point, that Rishi weighed up whether the nice lady was so pissed that he could chance his arm and ask for a titty wank".
Last edited by Len Madeiros; 19th September 2017 at 2:27 PM. Reason: Typo