Only a glass??
Slim has clarified the rules on this thread several times, but there are also some unsaid rules, which I will now document for the benefit of all concerned:
1. Slim reserves the right to be a chippy-fu*cker whenever the mood takes him.
2. Slim reserves the right to call anyone who contradicts his position on any matter a "troll".
3. Slim reserves the right to question the history, and perhaps the sexual orientation, of anyone who contradicts his position.
4. Slim reserves the right to remind all who read the thread, that he does not owe them a winner or a living.
5. Slim reserves the right to tell anyone, no matter who they may be, to f*ck right off out of his fu*cking thread, at any time.
6. Slim reserves the right to continue his pointless quest to woo An Cappall's daughter with promises of fine wines, Belgian chocolates, and plating-chase winners at Wexford.
Observe these additional rules, and the Thread will go just dandy.
I am now fu*cking the fu*ck off this fu*cking thread.