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    I knew a bloke called Billy who drank in the...

    I knew a bloke called Billy who drank in the British Legion who could mark off six cards in his hand, standing at the bar without putting his pint down.

    He had his own monogrammed dabber.
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    If you ever turn your hand to the jumps, call...

    If you ever turn your hand to the jumps, call me....

    We could get married.

    Seriously.

    Can't promise too much in the bedroom department these days but I'd make up for it in the kitchen.
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